DQMOT (don't quote me on this)

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Recent Quotes

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There are 490 confirmed quotes in the database. The 10 most recently submitted quotes are:

• "lovecraft may have some marigolds you can borrow" shadow_sniper on cleaning a kitchen
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• "I'll whip them into shape! - a dead shape." -gareth
  "That's on fire" - Nick
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• "You have your head so far up Lawful's ass, you can taste the Bryl-creem." - Bernard
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• "I don't think you ever saw my huge..." *pauses* - Chris
  "Oh, really?" - Iain
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• "This is the bio-terrorism version of the Nigerian insurance scam!" - Major Alton
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• "urgh- I've just imagined Adler [6'4 200lb biker dude] in a japanese school girl outfit... his legs are so hairt!" - Cat on her character and tentacles, VtM
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• "I can now rub of the question mark after 'gay' on my coterie chart" - Cat on Roanne's character after the two were flashed by a burly scottish gangrel p*n*s, VtM
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• "Meaty, Meaty ambience" -Cat, VtM
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• "The submarine is definately not called 'Venus.' -Cat
  "And I'm sure it doesn't have rigging or planking either." -Bernie
  "It's got lots of other things though, like a reactor." -Cat
  "Hmm...what sexual word rhymes with 'reactor'?" -Bernie
  
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• "Maybe Edward and Tom should just give in and go out with one another." - Kirsty
  "Ugh, no...that would be FAR too much beard for one relationship." - Emily
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Recent Discussion

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45 comments have been posted. The 10 most recent are:

• Gareth (2010-06-13 23:19:38):
  "Fate of Crystal Lines.
  Something to do with the horrible poison. I think it was an out of character reasoning to another character about saving his wife."
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• Gareth (2009-08-09 18:01:29):
  "Hmm. It appears that I need to never have a conversation with you in a library ex dee"
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• DBD (2009-01-11 01:18:45):
  "Owned — and comprehensively so, at that!"
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• haku (2008-09-14 22:10:09):
  "it very much sounds like an anthony thing to do."
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• Kirsty (2008-09-14 20:55:06):
  "Actually, I think 'someone' may have been Anthony."
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• Kirsty (2008-09-06 00:03:44):
  "Heeheehee...one of the best second series quotes, certainly!"
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• haku (2008-04-21 23:43:38):
  "For the record, could you please say who "I" is in this case? thanks!"
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• haku (2008-04-21 16:41:27):
  "Well then if there are any other good ones, please add them to the DB!"
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• The Convulsing French Maid (2008-04-17 15:07:13):
  "Why, absolutely not. When you next visit, I'll show you my character sheet - I've run out of quoting space...
  ;_;
  I should really start a small book for them.
  But this particular one shall be remembered for a long time!"
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• haku (2008-04-17 10:21:52):
  "i wish i could remember where the hell this one came from..."
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